Destructive Incorporated

The easiest and quickest way to remove permanent ink from skin is with a spray on, mist-style sunscreen. Just spray it on the spot to be removed and then take a dry cloth or paper towel and wipe it away. If it is not removed completely the first time, repeat and all will be well.

No longer shall you fear passing out at parties and having falic icons or mustaches drawn on your skin for all to see!